How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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