Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
