Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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