I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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