I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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