Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am naked and annoyed.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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