hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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