ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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