I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Welp...herpes.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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