It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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