Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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