True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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