oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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