scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
