What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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