I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just tell him i said nine months
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
