Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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