Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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