do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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