id be glad to
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
try to milk me bitch
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