He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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