is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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