do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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