I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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