I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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