i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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