All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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