Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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