Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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