Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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