matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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