Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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