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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(847): View more from Illinois

Why did you take off so early

(224): View more from Illinois

No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.

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(516): View more from New York

she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the problem with open bar is i never know what to get

(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.

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(804): View more from Virginia

You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick

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(440): View more from Ohio

sorry for showing your butt to the bar

(513): View more from Ohio

sorry for licking your cheek

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?

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