Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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