You surviving the open bar?
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I will pee on everything he values.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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