Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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