After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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