He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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