What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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