Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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