I'm really into asian looking animals
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She's the barista slut.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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