He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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