How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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