why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
it's like iHOP with fire
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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