wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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