ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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