My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
