quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
too bad you live with your parents still
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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