butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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