There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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