Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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