There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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