he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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