He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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