People with herpes should wear stickers.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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